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Irish Medical Dictionary
The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously ....
* Artery.............................. The study of paintings
* Bacteria........................... Back door to cafeteria
* Barium............................. What doctors do when patients die
* Benign..............................What you be, after you be eight
* Caesarean Section..............A neighbourhood in Rome
* Cat scan........................... Searching for Kitty
* Cauterize.............................Made eye conact with her
* Colic................................. A sheep dog
* Coma................................ A punctuation mark
* Dilate.................................To live long
* Enema...............................Not a friend
* Fester................................ Quicker than someone else
*Fibula...................................A small lie
* Impotent............................ Distinguished, well known
* Labour Pain......................... Getting hurt at work
* Medical Staff........................ A Doctor's cane
* Morbid................................ A higher offer
* Nitrates.............................. Rates of Pay for Working at night, Normally more money than Days
* Node.................................. I knew it
* Outpatient........................... A person who has fainted
* Pelvis.................................. Second cousin to Elvis
* Post Operative...................... A letter carrier
* Recovery Room.....................Place to do upholstery
* Rectum................................ Nearly killed him
* Secretion.............................. Hiding something
* Seizure................................. Roman Emperor
* Tablet................................... A small table
* Terminal Illness...................... Getting sick at the airport
* Tumour................................. One plus one more
* Urine.................................... Opposite of you're out
The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously ....
* Artery.............................. The study of paintings
* Bacteria........................... Back door to cafeteria
* Barium............................. What doctors do when patients die
* Benign..............................What you be, after you be eight
* Caesarean Section..............A neighbourhood in Rome
* Cat scan........................... Searching for Kitty
* Cauterize.............................Made eye conact with her
* Colic................................. A sheep dog
* Coma................................ A punctuation mark
* Dilate.................................To live long
* Enema...............................Not a friend
* Fester................................ Quicker than someone else
*Fibula...................................A small lie
* Impotent............................ Distinguished, well known
* Labour Pain......................... Getting hurt at work
* Medical Staff........................ A Doctor's cane
* Morbid................................ A higher offer
* Nitrates.............................. Rates of Pay for Working at night, Normally more money than Days
* Node.................................. I knew it
* Outpatient........................... A person who has fainted
* Pelvis.................................. Second cousin to Elvis
* Post Operative...................... A letter carrier
* Recovery Room.....................Place to do upholstery
* Rectum................................ Nearly killed him
* Secretion.............................. Hiding something
* Seizure................................. Roman Emperor
* Tablet................................... A small table
* Terminal Illness...................... Getting sick at the airport
* Tumour................................. One plus one more
* Urine.................................... Opposite of you're out