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[Walter]

Welcome to this madhouse Alan. If you haven't run away yet there is still time, but then again if you haven't run away yet you may well be as barking as the rest of us on here. :wink:

 

[Jimjam66]

Welcome Alan! Source of free wood, hmmmm ...

Hi Alan welcome can I let you into a little secret Terry the guy just above me is totally mad insane even so to is Brody, Paulm well intact the whole bloody bunch on here are as mad as marsh hare's those that are not mad are always drunk, so ask away and you will start world war 3 on most topics but they are the greatest bunch of guys you will ever have the misfortune of mixing with all I can say is bloody good luck lets see how long it takes you to become a member of the plonker club LOL
Poor bugger lost forever oh well, get that bloody bird off my shoulder it has shite on me shirt

Who let Grandad drink battery acid again?!?! Vi needs to keep a closer eye on him!

:nonono::nonono:

 

[Dalboy]

Hi and welcome Alan just make sure you take you medication before entering here you'll need it.

 

[Gizmo3k]

Welcome from another Alan!

 

[bassethound]

Welcome Alan, you could have chosen plenty of Asylums, but nope you chose this one, oh well the best thing is they are all very nice nutters in here, and you will get loads of help if you need it, enjoy it! :wink:

 

[Doug]

Hi & welcome Alan :waver:

 

[donwatson]

Welcome Alan, I am sure there will be some more people along soon, whenever they have been medicated.
We love pictures here

 

[Grump]

Welcome to the nuthouse Alan, enjoy!!!!!!!

 

[billyb_imp]

Welcome to the forum Alan, any questions ask away, the answers will come

 

[Jim]

Welcome to the forums Alan, i would bet that you are our first farmer ..

 

[silver]

Welcome to the mad house Alan, no turning back now, you are phoned and sinking fast..

welcome from sunny Manchester.

Sunny in Manchester.. You must be joking,, I see the insanity has got at you as well..

Welcome Alan, another person from the sunny South West.

If you fancy a trip over to Sandford then I'd be happy to help you would with getting started.

You are a grovel Paul, you are only after free wood....

 

[Alanp]

WOW thanks for all the welcomes i am sure i will fit in as i think i am madder than you lot

 

[Jimjam66]

WOW thanks for all the welcomes i am sure i will fit in as i think i am madder than you lot

If that's a challenge you are going to be sorely tested by this lot ...

 

[Jim]

WOW thanks for all the welcomes i am sure i will fit in as i think i am madder than you lot

You will have to prove that Alan ..

 

[Twister]

welcome Alan

sit back and enjoy
sit forward and go crazy with this lot

Steve

 

[Terry Q]

Welcome from across the pond.

Jim I grew up on a farm. Does that count?

 

[Kawakers]

Welcome aboard Alan, from a neighbour in Weston Super Mare

 

[johnny5]

Welcome to the forum Alan.

 

[bluntchisel]

Nice to have you here, Alan!

Bob.