conversation in my house last night:
PARTNER: WTF is that?
ME: It's my new pen clampng jig luv
P: It's a what now?
M: New pen jig, I'm making a segmented pen
P: Looks like a pile of wood to me
M: You have to use your imagination a bit, but it's going to be beautiful, trust me
P: And what's all that white stuff?
M: That's wood glue luv
P: Looks like you've shot your load all over it
M: Look, just go back to watching Coronation Street will you!