A game we used to play with new lads in the mob. I'm sure Neil F and others on here did it too. Never failed to please all but one.
Sadly those times are well behind us Paul, but yes, you're right, I was the umpire on one occasion, we could only find two knife sharpening steels in the mess and as the umpire I had a ladel. I was so drunk I nearly laid the bloke out I hit him so hard with the ladel - drew blood!!
Bar diving got banned after a bloke broke his arm and mess tarzan got banned after we smeared the rafters in one mess in grease before one mess dinner so anyone who tried it fell off. They did but weren't supposed to break their ankle.
Paul, wonder if we should introduce dance of the flaming a*******s at the next forum get together!!!!!!!!!!!!