Well that was a pleasant surprise????
Just got back from Radiology where the receptionist was a girl from school days, Smelly Jenny all growed up and smelly nice now init.
Told me she had recently buried her third husband and am I free to date???
A fat geezer explained that he was gonna take a regiment of pics of my bollocks and I gotta hold my cock on my chest.
Have you ever tried getting your chest down there cos that ain't reaching up here.
Then a fat tart walked in and locked the door behind her, NOW I GET WORRIED INIT?
Dignity is out the winda in this room mate, it don't matter if you live in a mansion or a cardboard box you is all the same in ear.
There I lays flat on me back, stark bollock naked,holding me dick out of the way so the fat tart could gel me up, in a locked cell?????
I nicknamed her Vicious Vera, she weren't no gentle giant, she plastered the gel all over the place making sure she got in every crease in my skin.
Then she sat with her back to me and the lights suddenly dimmed, I am sure she was giggling to herself as she switched on the scanner thing.
Fat boy took his seat and reached across with what looked like a bar code scanner and started to rub me up the wrong way, good job my best friend is in my own hand methinks.
Lots of beeps and serious faces from him then he says show me this lump cos I can't find anything wrong, you is perfikly normal.
With that VV stood up and came to have a gander and a grope, they showed me on the screen where the tubes / veins in my sac had got themselves wrapped up on a bollock.
A bit of brutal manipulation and all gone, back how things should be init?
Then she explained the locked door was so nobody walk in and embarrass me as if I was worried about that after what they had done to me I don't got no embarrassment left init?
So for the first time in my life I have been told I am perfikly normal, it's official cos a nurse and a doctor can verify it and have written to my doctor to tell her.
What now worries me is if I am normal what about the rest of you???
Stop what you are doing and grab your partners best friend, hold him high and proud with your free hand check your nuts are fixed where they should be and screwed up nice and tight.
Better a visit to the knacker knicker than a hole in the ground init?