Charly Cheeky Chops

[Woody]

Came off my bike a few weeks ago dad and landed flat on my chest right outside a school playground.
I was flying then mate, kids were laughing and the staff came out when they didn't see me move for a while, I was sorely winded and pride hurt.
Ribs bruised for a good few days.
I was going for my heart scan that trip and turned up with grazed knees and holes in my trousers grazed elbows, blood running down my arms no sleeves left on shirt.
Lumps of tarmac all over my belly and buttons ripped off my shirt.
Nobody took a blind bit of notice and let me limp all the way through the hospital.
My Drain thought it was funny too and that hurt.

Life's Just not fair is it mate it wouldn't have hurt if you had landed on your head LOL

 

[stevenw1963]

Life's Just not fair is it mate it wouldn't have hurt if you had landed on your head LOL

Would have been good to see though wouldn't it

 

[Jimjam66]

Would have been good to see though wouldn't it

I would have paid good money to get a clip of that to put on YouTube ... Sorry Brian!

 

[stevenw1963]

I would have paid good money to get a clip of that to put on YouTube ... Sorry Brian!

 

[Doug]

I think it's terrible laughing a Brian's misfortune & shocking that no one even bothered about his appearance when he got to the hospital.
Hope your bikes OK Brian.

 

[Grump]

Thanks for your concern Doug, yes bike is still good.
There was one old girl with one leg, offered me her seat cos she thought I looked worse off than her but she fell over when she tried getting up.
She had only just had it cut off and didn't know it had gone yet.

 

[Jimjam66]

I think it's terrible laughing a Brian's misfortune & shocking that no one even bothered about his appearance when he got to the hospital.
Hope your bikes OK Brian.

Okay what are you after Doug? You're never nice unless you want something ...